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nkim-doodles:

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a-singular-canadian:

marshthemehllow:

ko-nyaa:

tiktoks-we-like:

Man sees crab for the first time.

does he…

Live in the

Sea?!

Some fucking

mollusk

pulls up

shrimpin-aint-easy:

plaguedocboi:

plaguedocboi:

plaguedocboi:

plaguedocboi:

plaguedocboi:

There is,,, a lobster. On the way

There is a lobster somewhere in the facility but we don’t know where

This is not a joke btw I was supposed to receive and acclimate a lobster today but I waited around in the lobby for an hour before finding out that the Lobster Deliverer went around back and gave the lobster to the aquarist and he went out on a diving trip without telling anyone where he put the lobster. There is literally a lobster here somewhere and we can’t find it. Lobster location unknown.

Update he put it in one of the lobster traps tied to the pier. Which is fine, that’s where it was gonna go anyway until we set up its display, but I would’ve preferred to acclimate it before plopping it into the ocean. But the hooligan has been contained. There will be no surprise lobster attacks today.

Update 2 here is Thee Lobster

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ominouspositivity-or-else:
“commander-chaoss:
“abrica-bang:
“blondebrainpower:
“Various patterns and colors of Trout skin
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onebadnoodle:

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invertebrates:

bogleech:

regular lobsters start out as just little lobsters but spiny lobsters start out as these beautiful weird larvae that also evolved to ride on top of jellyfish. This jellyfish is too small though!!!

imagine some other guy evolving specifically just to annoy you. what the fuck

weirdwyvern:

transmeowgynistic:

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LOST in that fuckin sauce

halorvic:
“Can I offer you a terrible joke in this trying time?
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halorvic:

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Can I offer you a terrible joke in this trying time?